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So you know how like the world doesn’t make any fucking sense. And working hard and doing the right thing no longer seems to cut it. In fact anyone who is in Power, seems to be either a self serving, egotistical maniac, or has the moral backbone of a flaccid wet fish. Is it any wonder more women are staying single and choosing not to have children. I mean not, me, not by choice anyway. My single childless status is purely thanks to my cock blocking dog. She is iconic but very protective.

Hi, I’m Luisa Omielan. Following the rules hasn’t worked, I’ve tried. The game just feels rigged. But you can’t say that. Just smile bitch. Write a gratitude journal and manifest.

Am I Bitter? Of course I am. Are you Angry? You should be.

Is this a comedy show? Absofuckinglutely.

The Bitter Tour 2024!